President Trump Jokes About Bulletproof Vest After Assassination Scare: “I'd Look 20 Pounds Heavier."

May 1st,

Trump Jokes at Turkey Pardon by Naming Turkeys' Chuck and Nancy.

November 26th,

Article: President Trump delivered a humorous yet pointed performance during the annual White House turkey pardon on November 25, 2025, renaming the two spared birds Gobble and Waddle while joking that he almo

Vance and RFK Jr. Name Marco Rubio Funniest Cabinet Member After Trump.

November 14th,

Article: During the November 12, 2025, Make America Healthy Again summit, Vice President JD Vance and HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. shared lighthearted praise for Secretary of State Marco Rubio, naming h

White House Honors Biden's Autopen 🤣

September 27th,

Article: In a surprising twist, the White House has reportedly swapped out former President Joe Biden’s portrait for a picture of his trusty autopen machine. The move is said to be part of a new “President

Trump Jokes About 'Nuclear Missiles' on White House Roof.

August 5th,

Article: WASHINGTON, D.C. — During a surprising rooftop walk at the White House earlier today, President Donald Trump made headlines after responding to a reporter’s question with a tongue-in-cheek remark

Trump Jokes He Used Presidential Powers to Acquire Rubio's Grandfather Clock.

July 9th,